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you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.


a guide on how to make me love you
1. buy me food
2. tell me i’m funny
3. tell me i’m hot
4. it’s okay to lie
5. i’m still hungry


people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell


have you ever shipped something so much you just want to hit yourself in the face with a brick