I FEEL THE NEED TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING; I have inappropriate humour, but I love witty retorts and puns as well. But not potty jokes. Never that.
"I’m sorry I was yawning, can you repeat the question?"
this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space
so in sum:
- beyonce drops an album with no fucking warning and no promotions
- laughing in the face of lady gaga’s art pop expenses
- on the night lorde drops a “secret single”
- on taylor swift’s birthday
- when lupe fiasco had planned to drop his album
- thereby fucking up everyone’s end of the year lists especially rolling stones magazine
- on friday the 13th because fuck your illuminati bullshit
y’all literally could never
putting effort into a post
posting a crappy joke you made in 5 seconds
Or me and no notes.
“what was your key motivation for this piece”
oh idk the due date